Due to her super-intellegence she likes to beat mentally retarded people and innocent mimigas for epic lulz and great justice. Like Balrog she is the one of the two servants of the doctor, but unlike balrog she is has IQ ^2500. He is also referred as "Misery's punching bag", but she likes to kill and beat the hell out mentally retarded people anyway.Ī witch/goth/whatever who fails to be cold. His cousin is pooh "poo" black, a piece of dusty grey soap that has red eyes, which is significantly less retarded. He can fly and shoot missiles, but he is so retarded that he will most likely HUZZAH! until your ears bleed instead. But unlike misery he is mentally retarded, which maybe the source of his annoyance, and might be the reason that he sometimes help you. He is one of the servants of the doctor, along with misery. You so annoying, that i want YOU to shut up!Ī grey box whose only purpose is to annoy the hell out of you. He is the son of master chief and Samus Aran. He has no dialogue at all for some reason, despite all the stuff talking to him. An anthromorphic robot that is a Dawn/Ash ripoff. HEY! THERES MORE! you say what? more? YES! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE CUNT! CONTINUE! What have i done.? Fortunately, that sicentist guy that we rescued had hatched a sky dragon and you two escape the island. After all of this, you decided to escape the island. (Nah, disregard that.) When you go back to the egg corridor where you rescue sue, it had turned into a piece of shit where zombie dragons and "press" which will kill you instantly. Just kidding.Īnyway, you went back to the village only to find in amazement that the Doc imprisoned all the mimigas in the village and you are going to die because you so heroic they want to make you an hero. Towing a Drowned curly, you reach a reservoir in the mimiga village, and after defeating a ripoff of one of pixel's games, you died. What a tough piece of horse poop.Īfter defeating this tough piece of horse shit The water so high your air runs out and drowns.(Wait, do robots need to breathe? but it's anthromorphic anyway, so nobody cares.)after this Curly gives you your air tank and crashes.(How Cliched this game was. This is obviously broken as she is invincible, EVEN if she enters spikes or water while you take 127 damage or have only 50 seconds to live, respectively.Īt the end on the labyrinth is a dark room which leads to the core of the island where you destroy the core of the island,Which is made of horse poop.It will shoot sperm as a weapon, as well as white shit that will kill you in two hits. After this Curly whatever will join you to the fight. When you reach the exit blocked by a boulder, Balrog will come to pwn your partner and fuck you up one last time after this for some reason he helps you to move away the rock, which means he is not gay. If you happen to drop there just STFU and restart the game. Don't save him for the lulz because you'll get something better. When you reach the exit of this stupid labyrinth, Professor booster will fall of the floor. If you do this, Balrog's cousin, Pooh "poo" Black will come and try to pwn you for no reason. Guess things are tough shit.Īlso, in the clinic, somebody asked you to get a cure all medicine. You also found your Curly whatever partner got pwnt and sent to here as well. As you triumph as you beat a boss, Balrog (WTF Again?)and Misery appear just to throw you into a labyrinth. You defeated it but sadly, the innocent life is killed.
#Cave story fan art crack#
You came into the room but it's too late, the mimiga that was fed crack turns into a crack monster and tries to kill you. The bandit comes and attempt to kill the doc but gets pwnt and turns into An hero. After all of this The doctor will feed a mimiga some crack. (Who would put a puppy in a treasure box anyway?) After finding the 5th Puppy Balrog appears in jenka's house just to annoy you once more. You also have to find 5 puppies for Jenka (a witch) which will bore you as a one-liner wikipedia article would because the puppies are so distantly spreaded that it takes 2 hours to find one (including the times that you die) and the puppies are wierdass. (Shameless Prevert Pixel.) The zone also has some wierd stone enemies which will split into 10 parts when destroyed as well as wierd sand crocodiles just to troll you for the lulz. (it has molasses-like reloading time.) If you go to the small room in the left you can also find "Curly's Underwear". After this she will request to trade the polar star with her machine gun, which is suicide and a proof that you want to lose the game. In the pogress you encounter another anthromorphic robot called Curly which again has lost her memory and attacks you for some weird reason. This stupid box is just here to annoy the hell out of you.Īfter this the player is assigned into a desert to investigate so The doctor's plot to turn one of the mimigas into 1337 pwnzorz via crack can be stopped.
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